February 2012
“Tried being normal once. Worst two minutes of my life.”
– #xoxo
“Your Jelly?” .. “No, I’m Nutella.”
– #xoxo
“I wish my eyes could take photos”
– #xoxo
“Dear whoever is reading this, I could be naked right now and you would never...”
– #xoxo
“Doing crazy stuff in front of security cameras because you’re a fearless...”
– #xoxo
“Dear headphones, could you please stop having sex while I put you in my pocket?...”
– #xoxo
